"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
why her arm longer than life
(Source: meladoodle, via itsmestephanierose)
"gonna sell these kids some drugs"
(Source: jajaneenee, via thefuuuucomics)
Watching my favourite tv series or movie:
this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you
I can never get any work done
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
id honestly shit myself
(Source: iraffiruse, via laugh-addict)