Perfectly Timed Dog Photos
where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!
first of all how dare
I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
no money no family 16 in the middle of Miami
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen